• me and my birthday jugs http://t.co/JqAPWQQL0g
  2013-05-02 09:16:57
• if you are reading this and are thinking about sending me a birthday text, I dropped my phone in the bath so wont be able to read it.
  2013-05-02 08:01:41
• Gotta go tweeps, album to finish and this social networking lark does nada for the creative juices. See you in a few.
  2013-03-28 10:51:37
• Robin Thicke video is a bit of a lol this morning, especially ROBIN THICKE HAS A BIG DICK bit http://t.co/hVFWwnGTpx thanks @msaimeephillips
  2013-03-28 09:42:29
• Close up http://t.co/ITetdOo56G
  2013-03-27 22:36:58
• Where does the kale come from ? cause I can't find it in Stroud Waitrose!
  2013-03-25 10:17:43
• Ya know how every weekend someone is guaranteed to be wanging on about kale smoothies in the some section of the papers? ......
  2013-03-25 10:16:47
• I had a dream that I joined One Direction last night. Harry was nice, and we did a cover of TLC's "No Scrubs". That is all.
  2013-03-25 09:15:53
• Coq au vin for tea . https://t.co/aADciCIBgt
  2013-03-22 16:43:31
• because its World Water Day could you please follow and support @drop4drop on their mission for #cleanwaterforall
  2013-03-22 14:41:05
• I fell over and scraped my knee and now I have a scab shaped like Africa !!! #interesting
  2013-03-22 14:38:13