• So I'm baking salmon tonight. But I PROMISE I'm listening to Black Flag the whole time... #don'tjudgeme
  2013-06-05 00:55:38
• New book signing dates have just been announced! Check them out at http://t.co/xwfc7MhAkV
  2013-06-05 00:04:07
• You can grab my new book at Download Fest merch stands! I'll also be autographing it at the Kerrang! signing tent on Sat. June15th at 1:30pm
  2013-06-04 23:34:09
• 'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Heaven' is out for preorder! UK preorder: http://t.co/0lONApQdtq US preorder: http://t.co/m2gKCTyYDE
  2013-06-04 23:31:45
• Where do car batteries go when they die...?
  2013-06-03 20:09:22
• @Scott_Ian @jamesknightbad as long as you wear my Kerrang Awards suits. And I'll dress like either Billie Piper or Karen Gillan.
  2013-06-02 21:00:57
• Sincerely hope everyone's okay in OK. Our thoughts are with you all.
  2013-06-01 17:10:58
• Cleaning Day officially has a national anthem... #rollon http://t.co/JO5En8vs33
  2013-05-27 18:51:53
• Today I found a spider sitting on the bar of soap in the bathroom. After a long pause, I said "Done using that yet?" #weirdmorning
  2013-05-23 17:48:11
• After reading several of the messages today, I can safely say this: Freud Is Dead- Long Live Twitter. #youareallcrazy
  2013-05-18 17:10:47
• Coffee? Check. @SportCenter? Check. @ESPN_FirstTake coming up? Check. My Own Couch?!?!? HUGE check. Good to be home... #needabreak
  2013-05-14 14:48:47